2014
The Disaster Book
My latest collection
of very short fiction
2014
Desserts
I wanted to be sitting there,
or at least a part of me did -
with that nature-cursing muppet
2014
Higher Education
Even with one of his collars popped,
Brian was still inarguably a robot.
2013
Poems for Myself
At the time I thought they were
for girls, but now I realize
that they were just for me.
2011
Certain Types of Confusion
A story of metal and heartache
2012
The Average Prince
Just an Average Prince.
2009 - 2012
Older Questions
A collection of my early stories.
2010
The Trade
"That's the corpse of Jesus, Brad,"
I explained,
"And I'm going to need him back."
2015
Interview: Fried Magazine
Fried Magazine and I discuss
writing, past mistakes,
Pokemon, & more
2015
My Night Jog
"So when the ambulance comes
he only has one shoe on"
2015
Agency Life
Some of us
have to feed the tiger
2015
The Art of Burning Bridges
There are about twenty recordings that,
when arranged in order,
form a short story about our relationship.
2014
The Tourist
About the time I blacked out
at a gay bar
2014
Keys to the Circus
It was a secret magic,
dating someone you worked with.
2014
The Right Kind of Fire
I grabbed the rest of Katy's hand.
"I want a certain kind of crazy."
2014
Tag
"I packed an entire box of condoms.
Presumptuous, yes."
2013
Sweet Chariot
Tom remembers the headlamp on
his uncle's motorcyle - illuminating
the road one moment at a time.
2011
Haikus for Sad Tumblr Girls
I write Haikus for
Sad, lonely, and depressed girls.
On Tumblr. Come see
2010
The Chase
The story of every girl that I have
ever fallen in love with, or dated;
in chronological order.
2010
Things I Purchased For Girls
That Are Now of No Use to Me.
Self-explanatory.