My latest collection
of very short fiction
I wanted to be sitting there,
or at least a part of me did -
with that nature-cursing muppet
Even with one of his collars popped,
Brian was still inarguably a robot.
At the time I thought they were
for girls, but now I realize
that they were just for me.
A story of metal and heartache
Just an Average Prince.
2009 - 2012
A collection of my early stories.
"That's the corpse of Jesus, Brad,"
"And I'm going to need him back."
Fried Magazine and I discuss
writing, past mistakes,
Pokemon, & more
"So when the ambulance comes
he only has one shoe on"
Some of us
have to feed the tiger
There are about twenty recordings that,
when arranged in order,
form a short story about our relationship.
About the time I blacked out
at a gay bar
It was a secret magic,
dating someone you worked with.
I grabbed the rest of Katy's hand.
"I want a certain kind of crazy."
"I packed an entire box of condoms.
Tom remembers the headlamp on
his uncle's motorcyle - illuminating
the road one moment at a time.
I write Haikus for
Sad, lonely, and depressed girls.
On Tumblr. Come see
The story of every girl that I have
ever fallen in love with, or dated;
in chronological order.
That Are Now of No Use to Me.